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a family of bluddy chavs are looking over the house next door with a view to renting as the owner cannot sell.
They screamed up in a turquise blue full on bling Seat something or other with all the stripes , 6" exhaust ports and sideskirts.
For the past 15 minutes their 2x kids have run up and down the private lane screaming their stupid heads off without drawing breath once.

The Mother ? ( pink shellsuit fag hanging from mouth , cell fone glued to ear ) has opened the car door twice banging it up against my S2 paintwork without a thought.

My nerves are already at screaming pitch and they have only viewed the property

Its so inconsiderate of the Property Management company who are surely aware that the 7x residents down the lane are all in their 60's 70's and 90's with no kids . The lady next door was diagnosed with terminal cancer a couple of months ago ! their life is going to be a living hell, as they go to bed at 8am every night.

If they bang that car door one more time there is going to be a few choice words said

Maybe with the government cuts they won't be able to afford the house on the new benefit rates. Hope your lucky

Been here & had the T Shirt for the past couple of years. The house next door sold to a BTL person some while ago. The first family moved in with 7 kids They were all very aggressive & we ended up with plod called 3 times. In March they left,the new family aren't aggressive luckily but they are incredibly noisy! They have 4 kids from around 8 downwards & they scream & shout all the time,indoors they are just as noisy & bang & slam doors. This is in a quiet cul-de-sac of 12 houses.

Keep notes on times & incidents & the council environmental health will help.

blimey Jim you've made me feel a bit selfish. There is always someone worse off than yourself isn't there. You must be suicidal

I'm sure 20 years ago I wouldn't have noticed but I get so easly stressed with the slightest noise now. We have had a 4x house development site next door for the past 2x years 8-5pm constant rumble and throbbing of dumpers and JCB's and concrete block cutters all day long .
My car has been covered in dust for 2x years now

I might ring the house owner tomorrow and advise her about my neighbour's condition. Hopefully they won't be able to afford the rent anyway.

I think you are right about the benefits Richard. Apparently they only pay rent up to the maximum number of rooms they deem are essential these days

What's the odd one out,

1 Crab
2 Dolphin
3 Peanut's new neighbour
4 Lobster

2 Dolphin, all the rest have a shell and pinch things.

OI! Nothing wrong with turquoise cars

I'm too familiar with what it's like to have annoying neighbours as they're what drove me out of my last place. Not looking forward to moving away from where I am now as everybody else here is great. Install some speed bumps at the end of the road so the bling mobile won't be able to enter and you'll be safe