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CHERIE BLAIR

Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps
Out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur :'You get out and check - you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

'You were driving; you go and tell the farmer,' says Cherie.

Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face..

'My goodness, what happened to you?' asks Cherie.

The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say?' asks Cherie.

'I knocked on the door and I said to them: 'I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.'

if only !!

just looked again, how vague is that speedo ? 40 is indicating somewhere between 35 and 45 with a very wavering needle

Errrm, wrong thread Linds.

That really made me larf....I wonder why??

sorry distracted by kids