Porsche Enthusiasts Club Forum

1. don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. the main reason that santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live..
6. i went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "where's the self- help section?" she said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
7. what if there were no hypothetical questions?
8. if a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9. if someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
10. is there another word for synonym?

hmmmm !!!! food for thought

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some excellent ones there

Very good!

I went in to the library the other day and asked for the book called "How to take disappointment without killing".......
I also hid all the books in the "Anger management" section,