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After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, '44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl".

Now i have a $1,500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen tv, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.

He He , trouble is Jim, as I am sure you know, some of us have been there

Quite when Becky turned 50 I said I'd chop her in for two 25 year olds. Similar threats were proffered as above!

why go out for a beefburger when you've got steak at home !!

i love the fact that my other half is 22 and i'm 30