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What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.* *' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.* *
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'* *'
Look around,' said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.* *
'Actually even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from* *.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The sales lady replied:'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'* Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Sales lady responded, 'It is all really quite simple. .The Catholic type supports the masses;* *
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.'
*Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time
you became informed!* *
{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!...
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!...
{E}Enormous!...
{F} Fake...* *
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!...


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*They forgot the German bra.*
*Holtzemfromfloppen

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