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A good looking man walked into an agent's office in
Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall,
handsome and with experience on Broadway, he
had the right credentials.

The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said,
"My name is Penis van Lesbian." The stunned agent said,
"Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood,
you are going to have to change your name." "I will NOT
change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old,
I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name.
Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years...
you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van
Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I
will not be able to represent you."

"So be it! I guess we will not do business together"
the guy said and he left the agent's office.

FIVE YEARS LATER.... The agent opens an envelope
sent to his office. There was a letter and a check for $50,000
in the envelope. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly
send him $50,000? He reads the letter....

"Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office
wanting to become an actor in Hollywood. You told me I needed
to change my name.
Determined to make it with my God-given birth name,
I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with
a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about
what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I
had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another
agent.

I would never have made it without changing my name,
so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation

Thank you for your advice.


Sincerely,


Dick van Dyke

Nice one

You or the joke, oh I get it both.