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tr7v8
 Post subject: Blonde Joke for Friday!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:05 pm 
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A blonde was travelling on a bus, when she suddenly needed to fart.

Luckily the music was very loud, so every time she needed to fart, she timed it with the music.
Thank heavens, she thought, no one will know!!
As her stop approached she started to make her way to the door.
She suddenly realises, as she's about to exit the bus, that everybody is throwing dagger looks at her.
Reality hits when she suddenly realizes...........she's listening to her ipod !

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 Post subject: Re: Blonde Joke for Friday!
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Very good :lol:

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:D :D :D

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Graham Waller
 Post subject: Re: Blonde Joke for Friday!
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:lol: :lol:

How about...........

A blonde goes to PC World looking for some curtains for her PC.

The assistant says "You don't need curtains for a computer!"
Blonde says "HELLLLOOOO - it's got windows!"

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 Post subject: Re: Blonde Joke for Friday!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:00 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :bounce: :bounce:

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