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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.

Every one else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: ' Hello '
WOMAN : ' Honey , it's me.
Are you at the club? '
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN : 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $ 1, 000.
Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: ' Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
WOMAN : 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008
model s. I saw one I really liked .
MAN: 'How much? '
WOMAN : ' $ 90,000
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
WOMAN : ' Great ! Oh, and one more thing .
the house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They' re asking $ 950, 000'
MAN: ' Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $ 900,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thous and if it's really a pretty good price .
WOMAN : 'OK. I'll see you later ! I love you so much! '
MAN: ' Bye! I love you, too.

The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape .
He turns and asks: ' Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'

hmmm, think I may have married her !!!!!