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all the organs of the body were having a meeting trying to decide who was the one in charge.i should be in charge said the brain because i run all the bodys systems,so nothing would happen without me.i should be in charge said the blood because i circulate oxygen all over so without me youd all waste away.i should be in charge said the rectum,because im responsible for waste removal.all the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him,so in a huff,he shut down tight.within a few days the brain had a terrible headache,the stomach was bloated and the blood was toxic.they all decided the rectum should be the boss.the moral of the story? even though all the others do all the work...the arse hole is usually in charge!!!