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 Post subject: What makes 100%
PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:32 pm 
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What makes 100%
This comes from 2 maths teachers with a combined 70 yrs. Experience.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far arse kissing will take you.

A-R-S-E-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+18+19+5+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 122%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Arse kissing that will put you over the top.

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 Post subject: Re: What makes 100%
PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:34 pm 
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:lol: :lol: Thanks Brian! :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:34 pm 
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hey!.. That's 3+12+5+22+5+18 :!:

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 Post subject: Re: What makes 100%
PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:43 pm 
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