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Author: | brian2.5 [ Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:00 pm ] |
Post subject: | Which Kind are You? |
Results of a recent research shows that the re are 7 kinds of sex ! The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet Someone and you both have sex until you are Blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner For a short time and you are so needy you will Have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex... * This is when you have been with your partner For a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and You usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner For too long. When you pass each other in the Hallway you both say ' F**k you.' The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun In the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your wife any More. She takes you to court and screws you In front of everyone. And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Pensioner Sex.. * You get a little each month, But not enough to enjoy your self. PLEASE, DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN. I have enough problems of my own ! |
Author: | tr7v8 [ Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:33 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Which Kind are You? |
Oh so true! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Author: | lindsayhbrown [ Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:14 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Which Kind are You? |
mind reader ![]() |
Author: | Graham Waller [ Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:47 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Which Kind are You? |
Hehe - very funny. ![]() ![]() |
Author: | ahoy944 [ Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:29 am ] |
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omg ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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