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Results of a recent research shows that the re are 7 kinds of sex !

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet
Someone and you both have sex until you are
Blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner
For a short time and you are so needy you will
Have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex...
* This is when you have been with your partner
For a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and
You usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner
For too long. When you pass each other in the
Hallway you both say ' F**k you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun
In the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any
More. She takes you to court and screws you
In front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Pensioner Sex..
* You get a little each month,
But not enough to enjoy your self.

PLEASE, DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME
WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems of my own !

Oh so true!

mind reader

Hehe - very funny.

omg im only 28 and already experiancing pensioner life