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A man is in the market for a used Porsche 911.
He's always wanted one.
He shops around, answering ads in all sorts of magazines,
and is not having any luck .
One day he comes across an an absolute beauty
with a 'For Sale' sign on it.
Upon inspection he is amazed to find it is
10 years old and in absolute mint condition.
He enquires about it with the owner.
"This 911 is fab! I'll take it. But you must tell me how
you mange to keep it in such good nick."
"Well," says the seller, "It's pretty simple
Just make sure, if the Porsche is outside and it's going to rain,
that you rub Vaseline on it.
It protects it from the rain.
In fact, since you're buying the car
I won't need my tub of Vaseline anymore.
Here, you can have it."
And he hands the buyer a tub of Vaseline.
The man buys the 911 and drives off happily.
He takes it over to his girlfriend to show her.
She is ecstatic (being a BIG Porsche fan).
That night, he decides to drive over to his
girlfriend's parents house. It is his first
meeting with them and he figures the car
will make a big impression. When the
pair of them reach her parents' house,
the girlfriend grabs her boyfriends arm.
"Honey", she says, "I gotta tell you something
about my parents before we go in.
When we eat dinner, we don't talk.
In fact, the person who says anything
during dinner had to do the dishes."
"No problem", he says. And they go in.
The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack
in the middle of the living room is a huge
stack of dirty dishes. In the family room
another stack of dishes. Piled up the
stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he
looks there are dirty dishes. They sit
down to dinner, and sure enough,
not a word is said.
As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decided
to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses his girlfriend.
No one says a word.
So he decided to reach over and
fondle her breasts.
He looks over at her parents,
but still they keep silent.
So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend,
strips her naked, and they shag each other's
brains out right there on the dinner table.
Still, no one says a word.
"Her mother's kind of cute," he thinks.
So he grabs her and has his way with
her right there on the table.
Again, total silence.
Then, a few raindrops hit the window and
the boyfriend realises it has started
to rain. He figures he better go and
take care of the Porsche, so he
pulls out the tub of Vaseline
from his pocket.
Suddenly, the father stands up and shouts...
"ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
I'LL DO THE DAMN DISHES!"
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PORSCHE 944 S2
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