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bazbarnett
 Post subject: Couple of 'Groaners' for you..
PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:17 pm 
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What's ET short for?
'Cos he's got little legs.....

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Why do elephants have big ears?
'Cos Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom....

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What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out yer underpants?
Your Grandmother......

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An Important Announcement:
This is just to inform everybody that I will no longer be posting racist jokes on this forum. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

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Two nuns on a tandem going down a cobbled street. One says:
"I haven't come this way before!" and the other says:
"Yes - really good isn't it!!!"

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A chicken is sitting in a cows regular seat on the bus, a seat which the cow ALWAYS sits on to go to work. The cow says:
"MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and the chicken replies:
"FERKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF!!!!"

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 Post subject: Re: Couple of 'Groaners' for you..
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Groan.....

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 Post subject: Re: Couple of 'Groaners' for you..
PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:35 am 
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thems bad! :D

what do you call a sarcastic cowboy?

tex piss

did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner?

he got the cold shoulder

what do you call an italian man with a rubber toe?

roberto

how many male chauvanist pigs does it take to change a light bulb?

none, let the bitch do the washing up in the dark

ok, revenge post is over ;)

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oh dear me !!!

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 Post subject: Re: Couple of 'Groaners' for you..
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Stop PLEASE!

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