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Author:  allanjenkins [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 8:43 am ]
Post subject:  She's Single

She's single...

She lives right across the street​ and she's gorgeous!!​

I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked me straight in the eyes and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance,​ ​get drunk, and get laid tonight. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

Author:  MichaelW944 [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: She's Single

You have seen my car, right? :mrgreen:

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