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 Post subject: Free Kittens
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 5:03 pm 
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A pretty little girl named Suzy was sitting on the pavement in front of her home.

Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures and in her hand was a sign announcing "FREE KITTENS".

Suddenly a line of big cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm the leader of the Conservative Party and the prime minister, David Cameron. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Mr Cameron.

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"They're REMAIN IN EU SUPPORTERS," answered Suzy with a sweet smile.

Mr Cameron was delighted, a golden opportunity beckoned.

As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo opportunity, the three of them agreed that they should return the next day and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So, the next day, Suzy was again on the pavement with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when Cameron's motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from BBC, ITV, Channels 4, Channels 5, CNN and Sky News, cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Cameron got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're BREXIT supporters."

Taken by surprise, David Cameron stammered, "But...but...yesterday, you told me they were REMAIN IN EU SUPPORTERS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know, but today they have their eyes open".


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 Post subject: Re: Free Kittens
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2016 6:42 pm 
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Sadly, many on both sides of the EU Ref debate would see this as an opportunity for publicising their cause! Where are the true men of England who rise above such frippery? The modern politician is merely a careerist who cares little for the electorate so vote with courage, mon brave, and give them all a good kick up the pants!!!

Very funny though, Allan!! :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Free Kittens
PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2016 6:46 pm 
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Brilliant!

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