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| Author: | allanjenkins [ Sat Apr 09, 2016 11:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Kids! |
A 5 year old boy and his 3 year old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 5 year old, 'I think it's about time we started swearing.' The 3 year old nods his head in approval, so the 5 year old says: 'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, OK?' 'Ok' the 3 year old, agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast. 'Oh, shit Mum, I don't know, I think Ill have some Cornflakes.' WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 3 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do you want for breakfast, young man?' 'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be fucking Cornflakes!' |
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| Author: | briggy [ Sat Apr 09, 2016 1:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Kids! |
That genuinely made me laugh out loud. |
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