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In a pub quiz the other
day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have
curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa.
One of the other questions
was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that
Nigerians and Zimbabweans is not the correct answer.
I've heard
that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after
realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
There's a
new Muslim clothing shop opened in Durban, but I've been banned from it
after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
You can say lots of
bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past
schools.
A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can
you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes. Homer is a
fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue
hair."
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his
girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said
"Her brother's got a moustache."
Just put a deposit down on a
brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for
the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 f....g Muslims have
added me as a friend !!
Being a modest man, when I checked into
my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk,
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she
replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
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