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allanjenkins
 Post subject: Redneck Pregnancy
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 1:40 pm 
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A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.

Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife

has had quintuplets, five big baby boys."

The redneck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney."

The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black."
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 Post subject: Re: Redneck Pregnancy
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 5:59 pm 
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Possibly the same redneck took his 14 year old daughter to the doctors and said "Doc, she's 14 and needs to go on the pill!The doc replied " god man, is she sexually active?"
The redneck says "No, she just lays there like her mother!.
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 Post subject: Re: Redneck Pregnancy
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2014 6:01 pm 
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How do you castrate a male redneck?
Kick his sister under the chin!

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