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 Post subject: The blonde and the jigsaw
PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:41 am 
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A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"

"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"

"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."

"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."

"It's a big rooster," she said.

The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."

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Is it the same blonde who was bragging that she'd finished a jigsaw in three weeks...... because it said 3 - 5 years on the box?

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