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Two Italian chaps get on to a bus and take a seat behind a middle aged lady. An animated conversation takes place between the two Italians.

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses, dey come together. Den I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and then pee twice. Den I come once more."

The lady looked around and angrily said, "You filthy foul mouthed swine! In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, lady calma down." Said the Italian chap, "I don'a know what your problem is , I am justa telling my friend how to spella Mississippi!"