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Never muff a forward wiper...
Anon

Think about it!

While I am sure its not for everyone .....

That is wrong in so many ways.... yet true.

The other good line I heard during a night out in Glasgow was a Weegie woman's chat up line of:

"Cam back ta ma flat, hen.... Ah've had four bairns, but ye cannae tell... "

Have you got her address?

I remember visiting the Shetland Islands for a BP project with Brown and Root.
As soon as our bags were dumped in the Hotel the six of us walked into a bar at Brae.

Before we got chance to introduce ourselves the barmaid did a quick head count and said....
'Ah you must be the lads from Brown and Root to do the air dryer project at Sullom Voe. You'll find this a really friendly place and you'll get a shag for sure'.

Villages and islands, everyone knows each other and exactly whats going on....

Stephen

Did this turn out to be true? Respectable chaps need to know what places to avoid!

It was true.

I was also amazed that the locals all drank and drove as a matter of course.
Probably still have Wicker men up there.

Seriously though the Shetland are a nice place.
Now the island of Unst is another story.....

Stephen