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The remote printer email address didn't work nor did the fax number so I'm publishing it here in case he sees it!


Dear Jeremy

Apology

I know that you’re a Northerner. But then I thought, well, it’s Christmas soon, why not be politically correct for a change and be nice to a foreigner.

So, I freely admit I was wrong.

I tried to make out in the Porsche Club GB that you’re a poofter [not of course that we would see anything wrong with that, we even have a leather wear agreement with Porsche].

But this week in the supermarket they put copies of your last book where the milk is supposed to be and I ended up buying one on inexplicable impulse.

Anyway, it made me laugh.

You are clearly far too gay [as in cheerful] to be gay [as in manic depressive / pompous like Stephen Fry / Porsche leather wear / dead].

Ergo, I was wrong.

You can show this to your son – hope it helps!

Yours truly

Roland

PS Why not take on the Porsche brand rather than some of their cars? It would be much easier. My Porsche fountain pen leaked; my Porsche design shaver didn’t cut because most of the cutter teeth fell out; and I use the Porsche T-shirt for the garden because the black faded awfully after a few washes.

Not only would it be easier, you’d be fighting the Germans breaking the Geneva convention on brand warfare and Paul Boorman will send you a Christmas card.

PPS So why do Northerners think rubber-like pork pie is posher than steak and kidney pie ?

No no - you were right. He's an arrogant, ill-informed, lout. His writing is meandering and panders to the lowest form of wit. I'd much rather see Top Gear and the Sunday Times without him.

ok

he is pompous, arrogant, selfish, etc but he is also able to get the motorists point across against the pc and green fraternity

LOL! I saw the 1st version of that post Roland!
Lindsay - you're right, but I'd rather have James May make my case. He's educated, erudite, pensive, and at least he can string a sentance together. Clarkson's a bully who resorts to insults when he can't win an argument, which is most of the time.

point taken

I thought it was funny too, but as I was being lynched in 'the other place'

I thought I'd play safe after upsetting a grandee.

PS Jeremy's a real softy at heart, I'm sure he'll agree here.